During her bath tonight, my little sister, Emma, was making up a song. It was along the lines of "Hush Little Baby" in which mama will buy the baby this or that. Well, I really tuned in when she paused for a moment to think of the next line, and then sang:
" mama's gonna buy you a man to marry.
And if that man you married goes to war,
Mama's gonna buy you a [long pause] sewing machine "
!!! ;)